*This poll is for how much trans swag a character has, canonical transness isn’t relevant to this particular poll
Transgender swag competition Finals: Gwen Stacy (Spiderverse) vs Frisk (Undertale) vs Juanaflippa (Qsmp)
Gwen Stacy
Frisk
Juanaflippa
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VOTE JUANAFLIPPA!!! SHE'S A TRANS EGG!!!! WHAT'S BETTER THAN A TRANS EGG WITH A GUN WHO CAME BACK TO LIFE AND THEN DIED AGAIN
SHE'S BEING IMPERSONATED BY A SHAPESHIFTER TRYING TO STEAL HER FATHER!!! DO U NOT FEEL BAD FOR HER :(
WHAT'S BETTER THAN A TRANS EGG, YOU ASK? A TRANS BABY CHILD WHO FREED AN ENTIRE SPECIES FROM ETERNAL IMPRISONMENT (by either breaking them out of said prison or mudering them)
Can Juanaflippa Free An Entire Species From Eternal Imprisonment huh. (im kidding she actually seems very cute and i would not be sad if she won but like. frisk.)
She could if she tried. Unfortunately she’s dead. She died when she was ten days old. You think FRISK is baby?? Flippa was JUST BORN and died IMMEDIATELY.
SHE COULDN’T FIT IN THE CHAIR. SHE WAS SO SMALL.
SHE WENT TO HELL AND CAME BACK.
SHE HAS A GUN. AN ACTUAL GUN WITH BULLETS THAT SHE HAS KILLED WITH. YOU KNOW HOW SHE GOT THAT?? HER DAD MADE A DEAL WITH SATAN AND KILLED A CHILD AND THEN SHE SHOT THE KID’S DAD.
SHE WATCHED HER COUSIN DIE IN FRONT OF HER. SHE WATCHED HER FATHER KILL HER COUSIN. HER BEST FRIEND.
AND ALSO ITS NOT LIKE FLIPPA DIED ONCE
NONONO
SHE DIED THREE FUCKING TIMES
which should be impossible bc every egg has only two life’s but guess what she’s just built different
Her first death was bc her parents forgot about her
Her second death has bc of her dad Mariana misclicked on her bed and that killed her (it was a bug but ofc they discovered it after killing Flippa)
Her other dad, Charlie Slimesicle, sued Mariana for killing Flippa and after an insane court case, Flippa came back and as the previous person said, it is cannon that when she died she when to hell
Her third death was bc of Mariana accidentally killing her while they were trying to escape some enemies that were chasing them
Look I love Frisk and Gwen, I genuinely do, but they got nothing on Flippa
Flippa is fucked up in the best possible way
She killed people just because, she’s a menace SHE CANONICALLY WHEN TO HELL
LIKE CMON NOW
Q!slime mental health rn
Got more dialtown mixed media for ya
Pay attention to norm. I have yet to see his route but from what i have seen I really like him!
I’m also just proud of the drawing
Close ups!!!
These are watercolor and some of them have colored pencil layered on top (norm, little billy, roger)
Reblogs are highly appreciated!!
Since I was talking about the dozens of fictional characters I think are hot yesterday I wanna share a couple of my real life crushes
They include:
Eret
Niki Nihachu
And I had a “do I think he’s hot or do I wanna look like him?” thang going on with Wilbur Soot for a couple months in 2021 (it was definitely a trans thang but I’m putting him here anyway lol)
I’m arospec (maybe acespec too? Idk) so I don’t get many of these but for the past 3 years they’ve all been mcyters lol
ROUND TWO, MATCH ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THREE: C!PURPLED VS. DR. CLEF
c!Purpled from the DSMP faces Dr. Clef of the SCP Foundation. (@10piecechickenmcnugget here he is) Who do you like more?
c!Purpled Propaganda:
"side note I don’t like Dream fuck that guy but the silly little mcrp characters make brain go brrrrr Propaganda: he’s semi canonically an alien. he’s killed people and hed do it again. he has a dog and would kill for that dog. he’s a bitchy teenager and hates everyone. he’s simultaneously the most badass guy ever and also a cringefail dumbass. a guy blew up his house so he killed that guys boyfriend. he’s homophobic (/j not really). the fandom drastically misinterprets his character. the anniversary of the worst day of his life was yesterday (the 22nd). he scams people. he’s committed at least 3 war crimes. he once spent an hour repeatedly killing the same guy just fucking because. he’s a little silly with it. agender aroace swag. he’s even an orphan. also he’s ourple"
Dr. Clef Propaganda:
"obv I choose clef but he should also be comically hit by a truck that comes out of nowhere"
C!PURPLED SWEEP
vote for my boy!!
please vote for c!purpled he’s never had a single thought in his life other than Murder
(screenshots courtesy of @apollos-boyfriend)
now that I’m done with my prior commitments I am here to say VOTE C!PURPLED and send me proof and I’ll draw you something !!!!!
HES LOSING WHO LET THIS HAPPEN
C!Purpled Sweep!!!!
VOTE C!PURPLE HE IS SO UNDERRATED AND DERANGED HE IS THE MOST AWESOME ALIEN THERE IS
HEY CALIFORNIA PEOPLE!
HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!
Make sure you've got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.
Make sure you have enough meds!
Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener.
Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don't want fried in case of a power surge.
Don't tape your windows, it doesn't help and you'll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.
Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.
Get everything that's not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).
Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.
Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.
If you start to flood, don't go in your attic. You'll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can't hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.
Be safe, be well <3
What the fuck?
???? WHAT???
Ngl, "tropical storm in death valley" was not on my 2023 bingo card.
Drainage on our roads is shitty in SoCal, don't attempt to drive through water deep enough to touch your bumpers and don't attempt to walk across moving water, water only as deep as your ankles can knock you down and sweep you away.
Predicted wind speeds are similar to strong Santa Anas, so lock things down like you would for that, though keep in mind that yeah the combination of heavy rain and wind leads to more felled trees than just wind.
Take photos of the inside of your home now; flood insurance fucking sucks here and if you're in a possible flood zone you want as much documentation of your home and belongings as possible in case you need to make a claim.
Freezing water bottles also means you've got a lot of ice in your freezer if power goes out, and safe potable water once it thaws, so freeze bottles of water to have something to keep your fridge and freezer cool and store more water regardless of if you want cold water.
if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.