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INTRODUCTION

Hello everybody, my name is markiplier May or Ollie and this is my blog

I go by any pronouns including neos so feel free to use the weirdest ones you can think of (my pronouns will probably change later down the line couse gendering is hard and I’m bad at it)

Don’t want to say my exact age but I am a minor so please don’t interact if you have an 18+ blog

Some of my intrests are: mc, dsmp, qsmp, genloss, tma, will wood, omori, dialtown, pjo, celest, hollow knight, the stanley parable, petscop and dhmis
I use this blog as sort of a diary so don’t expect to find any consistency here. I really enjoy hopping from fandom to fandom.

If you ever want to brainrot or info dump about something, message me! I love hearing people talk about things they’re passionate about

Anyway, that’s all from me folks, have a groovy day :]

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knottahooker

HEY CALIFORNIA PEOPLE!

HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!

Make sure you've got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.

Make sure you have enough meds!

Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener. 

Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don't want fried in case of a power surge. 

Don't tape your windows, it doesn't help and you'll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.

Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.

Get everything that's not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).

Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.

Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.

If you start to flood, don't go in your attic. You'll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can't hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.

Be safe, be well <3 

ms-demeanor

What the fuck?

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???? WHAT???

Ngl, "tropical storm in death valley" was not on my 2023 bingo card.

Drainage on our roads is shitty in SoCal, don't attempt to drive through water deep enough to touch your bumpers and don't attempt to walk across moving water, water only as deep as your ankles can knock you down and sweep you away.

Predicted wind speeds are similar to strong Santa Anas, so lock things down like you would for that, though keep in mind that yeah the combination of heavy rain and wind leads to more felled trees than just wind.

Take photos of the inside of your home now; flood insurance fucking sucks here and if you're in a possible flood zone you want as much documentation of your home and belongings as possible in case you need to make a claim.

Freezing water bottles also means you've got a lot of ice in your freezer if power goes out, and safe potable water once it thaws, so freeze bottles of water to have something to keep your fridge and freezer cool and store more water regardless of if you want cold water.

mayrine
transgenderswagcompetition

*This poll is for how much trans swag a character has, canonical transness isn’t relevant to this particular poll

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Transgender swag competition Finals: Gwen Stacy (Spiderverse) vs Frisk (Undertale) vs Juanaflippa (Qsmp)

Gwen Stacy

Frisk

Juanaflippa

mayrine

JUANAFLIPPAAAAAA

She’s a dragon egg

She came out as trans on stream and she did that by jumping and shifting when her dad said girl and standing completely still when he said boy

Also i said this in my last Flippa propaganda but there is this AMAZING moment when her and her dad are walking and Flippa does this sick mlg and her dad says “you know Flippa, my son wouldn’t have hit this mlg. But my daughter? She nailed that shit.” AND ITS SO CUTE AND AMAZING AND IT WARMS MY HEART

Her fathers love her so damn much they are both still traumatized by her death

Her dad killed another egg bc he made a deal whit the devil that if he killed an egg the devil would give Flippa a gun

While every other egg has two canonical lives Flippa does three times cause she’s just build different

One of her death was bc her father accidentally killed her and the other death was bc her other dad accidentally killed her

She died at eleven days old

Both of her dads and her have glasses. They all are blind as fuck

Rn a code monster disgusting itself as Flippa in order to trick her dad into trusting it (her dad also turned into an egg bc of the grief of losing her)

She’s cool she’s epic she’s a killer she’s trans she has a mother fucking gun

Vote Juanaflippa

mayrine

ALSO VERY IMPORTANT ADDITION

Her dad (Charlie Slimesicle) made a SONG about Juanaflippa

GO LISTEN TO IT NOW

mayrine

GUYS PLEASE VOTE FLIPPA SHES SO COOL SHE ONLY LIVED 11 DAYS BUT SHES SO FUCKING FUNNY

don’t you want to vote for the evil little egg??

The trans egg whit a gun and two dads???

SHE ALSO FUCKING LOVE HER SIBLING (tillin another trans egg that uses all pronouns)

SHE IS THE ELDER QUEER OF THE EGGS

ALSO SHES LITERALLY AN EGG???

INST THAT LIKE A VERY POPULAR TRANS TERMINOLOGY???????

CRACKING YOUR SHELL AND BECOMING YOUR TRU SELF????

SHES A WALKING TRANS METAPHOR!!!!!!

graysontheslime

mayrine asked:

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BEDROCK BOYS ALL THE WAY BABYYY!!!

Could you please draw the spot family (philza, (maybe mumza if you want to) techno, Wilbur , Tommy, fundy)

And if that’s to much, then just a drawing of techno and Tommy

Thank you :3

graysontheslime answered:

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OH FUCK YEAH WOOOOO!!! BEDROCK BROS ALL THE WAY!!!!
have an additional tubbo :bangbang:

mayrine

HELL YEAH

THANK YOU SO MUCH THEY LOOK GREAT :]]]]

dsmp wilbur soot fanart tubbo fanart tommyinnit fanart technoblade fanart fundy fanart philza minecraft fanart kristen mumza mumza fanart
clingyduoapologist
most-tragic-character-tournament

MOST TRAGIC TOURNAMENT, PRELIMINARY POLLS: PERCY JACKSON (RICK RIORDAN NOVELS)

Jason Grace

Nico di Angelo

Apollo//Lester Papadopoulos

Vote for whoever you think is the most tragic! The top two most voted characters will win spots in the bracket for the full competition!

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clingyduoapologist

Nico isn’t even tragi vote with your head and your heart Jason Grace Sweep ❤️🍾

bronzetomatoes

Only one of these boys was raised by wolves

sunnydazeee

only one of these boys was a kid in the 1930s vote Nico di Angelo

clingyduoapologist

Only one of these boys died before he could truly figure out what he wanted out of his life, and used his last breath to fulfill the true purpose of any classic hero, to impart a lesson on someone else and hopefully make a difference, a difference he wanted to make in life, but couldn’t.

Vote Jason

mayrine

If Jason Grace has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Jason Grace has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Jason Grace has only one fan then that is me. If Jason Grace has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Jason Grace , then I am against the world.

Also Nicos ass is happy what are you guys smoking??
Hes in love and happy, yeah his sister died but hes more happy now then jason ever was like cmon

vote jason jason grace pjo pjo jason jason pjo
transgenderswagcompetition
transgenderswagcompetition

*This poll is for how much trans swag a character has, canonical transness isn’t relevant to this particular poll

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Transgender swag competition Finals: Gwen Stacy (Spiderverse) vs Frisk (Undertale) vs Juanaflippa (Qsmp)

Gwen Stacy

Frisk

Juanaflippa

cindersnows

VOTE JUANAFLIPPA!!! SHE'S A TRANS EGG!!!! WHAT'S BETTER THAN A TRANS EGG WITH A GUN WHO CAME BACK TO LIFE AND THEN DIED AGAIN

SHE'S BEING IMPERSONATED BY A SHAPESHIFTER TRYING TO STEAL HER FATHER!!! DO U NOT FEEL BAD FOR HER :(

itsmethelad

WHAT'S BETTER THAN A TRANS EGG, YOU ASK? A TRANS BABY CHILD WHO FREED AN ENTIRE SPECIES FROM ETERNAL IMPRISONMENT (by either breaking them out of said prison or mudering them)

Can Juanaflippa Free An Entire Species From Eternal Imprisonment huh. (im kidding she actually seems very cute and i would not be sad if she won but like. frisk.)

goopiguess

She could if she tried. Unfortunately she’s dead. She died when she was ten days old. You think FRISK is baby?? Flippa was JUST BORN and died IMMEDIATELY.

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SHE COULDN’T FIT IN THE CHAIR. SHE WAS SO SMALL.

SHE WENT TO HELL AND CAME BACK.

SHE HAS A GUN. AN ACTUAL GUN WITH BULLETS THAT SHE HAS KILLED WITH. YOU KNOW HOW SHE GOT THAT?? HER DAD MADE A DEAL WITH SATAN AND KILLED A CHILD AND THEN SHE SHOT THE KID’S DAD.

SHE WATCHED HER COUSIN DIE IN FRONT OF HER. SHE WATCHED HER FATHER KILL HER COUSIN. HER BEST FRIEND.

mayrine

AND ALSO ITS NOT LIKE FLIPPA DIED ONCE

NONONO

SHE DIED THREE FUCKING TIMES

which should be impossible bc every egg has only two life’s but guess what she’s just built different

Her first death was bc her parents forgot about her

Her second death has bc of her dad Mariana misclicked on her bed and that killed her (it was a bug but ofc they discovered it after killing Flippa)

Her other dad, Charlie Slimesicle, sued Mariana for killing Flippa and after an insane court case, Flippa came back and as the previous person said, it is cannon that when she died she when to hell

Her third death was bc of Mariana accidentally killing her while they were trying to escape some enemies that were chasing them

Look I love Frisk and Gwen, I genuinely do, but they got nothing on Flippa

Flippa is fucked up in the best possible way

She killed people just because, she’s a menace SHE CANONICALLY WHEN TO HELL

LIKE CMON NOW

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